What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks