What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane