Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.