Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What's a one way streets favorite band?

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