Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.