Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.