How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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