How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it