How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "