How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments?

Because he had the doldrums.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!