How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer