Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.