Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!