Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ?

A bramble bee !

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.