Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.