Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."