What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.