What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell