What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !