Because those men have got Stable jobs.
A crowbar.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Because its horn doesn't work.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Hay bail.
A neighbour!
February... because it has the least number of days
The ones with the golden proportions!
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
Because Dey-go-bah.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses