Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Stable Job Jokes More Stable Job Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.