What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.