What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.