A gobblin. I'll see myself out...
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A Dead End.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.
A: Replace the nails with screws.
A: From a long ways away.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
A Pastafarian.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Prom
Because he couldn't find a Date!
Swimming trunks
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
For planning high trees, son.
They can't even.
In case he got a hole in one.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
