What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.