What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.