What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.