Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.