Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...