Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.