Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.