What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.