What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.