What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.