What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.