What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.