What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

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Menachem Vegan

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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It promotes equality.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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A sithy.

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The first grade.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.