What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.