Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.