Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.