Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.