Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.