Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.