Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.