Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre