Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.