Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

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They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.