Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.