Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."