Because it was 'two-tyred'.
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Because its two tyred
because it is two-tyred.
A-tyre
A tyre (attire)
A spinning wheel !
Because it was two-tyred.
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Rolls Rice
She isn't standing in the kitchen
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
A trained professional
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Attire.*
a tire.
Sometimes the homeless get change.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
A tire.
Attire.
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Goose Rider