Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!