Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.