A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Air bubbles.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
It was missing a tire.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
A bright eye deer.
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
I want to know her secret
Nun
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.