What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer