What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !