Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.