Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.