Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.