Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.