Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.