Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick