Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.