How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."