What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil