What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.