What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)