What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.