What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.