What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Previous Random Joke Next

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians?

A. Militia Etheridge

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.