What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil