What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.