What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.