What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the bunko squad?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.