What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.