What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.