What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.