Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

David Carradine Jokes More David Carradine Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.