He doesn't like to be left hanging.
I couldn't raise them
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
He's still there.
He couldn't finish his sentence.
Partner in crime.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
The punchlines are too long.
They both choke when it really matters.
