Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.