Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.