Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC