Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus