What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.