What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.