What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding