What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.