What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.