What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.