What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.