What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3