What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

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A condescending con descending.

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A condescending con descending.

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Run! escape!

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Stop. Police."

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3