What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.