What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.