What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.