What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".