Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day