Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Because they know all the short cuts.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
The chain is too long.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Slush Puppies
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Trick-or-trout!"
