Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!