Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.