Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.