A hypochondriac
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.