How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx