How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What do you call a group of students?

A school.