How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!