What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.