What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.