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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.