How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...