How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.