How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.