Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice