Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...