Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.