Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians