Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!