What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know