What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.