What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.