What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!