What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.