What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.