What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!