How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to