What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

my future grandchildren probably

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.