What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction