What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

my future grandchildren probably

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster