I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
To hold the cow together.
You can't milk a cow for 2000 years
He'll tell you.
Because they're always the life of the party!
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Someone whose career is in ruins.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
It was udder destruction.
An udder disaster.