What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!