Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Udder Destruction Jokes More Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction