Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction