Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction