Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

udder destruction

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.