Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.