How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.