How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.