How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.