How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.