How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.