How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.