How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

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Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America