Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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A bookworm !

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Because he had to use the bathroom.

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I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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Not being retarded

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Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.