Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!