Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!