Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!