Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy