Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.