Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Polly want a quacker!

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Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki