Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Let's be avenue.'

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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They're on Thor.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...