Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.