What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "