Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
To show the opossum it could be done.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
He was already taking out a tooth
None of your beeswax!"
Because they were written by women.
This isn't a good joke.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
I replied, "Hello "