Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
The e-quator.
There was a face off in the corner.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
You have to chew before you swallow!
To cross the border into Canada.
Because he crosses everything.
Tijuana build a snowman
Kids say the darnedest things.
They never get old.
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
