What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

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How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"