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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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Because they always steal the green cards....