Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.