What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!