What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.