What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.